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"I want to say one thing
To the American people.
And I want you to listen to me.
I'm not going to say this again.
I did not have sexual relations
With that woman."

I was framed
I don't even know her name
Dame came in with an
Eight ball of cocaine
Low range
Got sprang off my pinky rang

I got my pee-pee wet
She had a stinky thing
I got a dance in
She did the chicken wing

No romancin'
Straight to stickin' things
In places
Gave her a bracelet
Said I'll be back in the mornin'
Be patient

So she was waitin'
But I never came in
I was on the next plane to Vegas, amen

Take a statement
Your honor I'm a changed man
Game plan to blow up like Iran
My man train like the Taliban
I'm from Cali man
We smoke the good shit

"I want you to listen to me."

Sex lives and video tapin
I can't believe my eyes
What I'm seein today, man
Is everything fake in
Californ-i-a
(In Californ-i-a)

Sex lives and video tapin
I can't believe my ears
When I hear what they say man
Everything's fake in
Californ-i-a
(In California)

Playground
Born and raised
I had to make more then
Minimum wage so

("Authorities said they found more than seven ounces of marajuana in his luggage.")

Ah hell no

I'm just tryin' to get by
I'm just tryin' to get by
But I'm tryin' to get high
While I'm tryin' to get by

I'm just tryin' to get your
Pussy wet
Every night
Like a super soaker
Let's have a water fight

I got a place
That I want you to see
A little suite
On a hill by the sea
A couple G's is all I need
From ya
Come on babe
I'll scrape ya knees fo ya

Country momma, let me be
Yo honey baby
You used to love me, love me
Now you actin' pissy lately
Is it 'cause you heard about my
Pretty city lady?
Can't we all just get along
And make some pretty
Little babies?

I been pimpin' since
The eighties
I been pimpin' since
The eighties

"Come up and see me sometime, anytime,
The sooner the better."

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my eyes
What I'm seein' today man
Is everything fake in
Californ-i-a
(In Californ-i-a)

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my ears
When I hear what they say man
Everything's fake in
Californ-i-a
(In California)

Shake your body
Like a brokin' washing machine
Get you clean
Then dirty again
Shwayz on the airwaves
Ray-ban shades
Stay chillin' on my face
Like oil of Olay

Mo' money
Mo' problems
I got no problems homie
Only thing I got is some
Condoms a boombox
Papers, weed and beer
Sleepin' on the couch
For the last three years
Still pimpin'...

("Now I want you to listen to me...")

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my eyes
What I'm seein today man
Is everything fake in
Californ-i-a
(In Californ-i-a)

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my ears
When I hear what they say man
Everything's fake in
Californ-i-a
(In California)

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my eyes
What I'm seein today man
Is everything fake in
Californ-i-a
(In Californ-i-a)

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my ears
When I hear what they say man
Everything's fake in
Californ-i-a
(In California)

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my eyes
What I'm seein today man
Is everything fake in
Californ-i-a
(In Californ-i-a)

Sex lives and video tapin'
I can't believe my ears
When I hear what they say man
Everything's fake in
Californ-i-a
(In California)