I takin' a plastic surgery
The people say that I ugly
I takin' a plastic surgery
The people say that I ugly
Oh, Lo'd, I send me child by de neighbour
Last Sunday to get some butter
I find the child was stay too long
The neighbour calls for send a child upside the dung
"Boy, how you father ugly so!"
Me boy child, just tell them no
"Yesterday he pass by we
And your father really ugly"
"When I go home, I going to tell me mammy
All you say me daddy ugly"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
I t'ink I could lose me temper
They gon' charge me for manslaughter
Because this thing getting chronic
Especially me neighbour Monkey Eric
And his children t'ink I'm a coolie
All the Belgian missile behind me
When they meet me son is a different t'ing
They will flock around him and start to sing
"Boy, how you father ugly so!"
Me boy child, just tell them no
"Yesterday he pass by we
And your father really ugly"
"When I go home, I going to tell me mammy
All you say me daddy ugly"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
I always discuss my beauty
And I know I'm not so ugly
Me, I does see tea in my sister
Callin' me a hideous creature
You know de neighbour was there
So she started laughing
I nearly killed the girl in the kitchen
She scrambled me son from behind me head
I nearly killed me poor boy child dead
Singing, "You're ugly, just like your father, Mel"
Me son tell her, "Go to hell!
My father have a good voice
And he is my mother's choice
And if he ugly, he ugly
He's me father a'ready
I can't help, believe me
I am definitely sorry"
"... If the creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"No, I gon' tell me mama!"
"The creature from the black lagoon is your father!"
"Oh, no, I gon' tell me mama!"
