Dead puppies, dead puppies, dead puppies aren't much fun.
They don't come when you call;
They don't chase squirrels at all.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
My puppy died late last fall;
He's still rotting in the hall.
Dead puppies aren't much fun. No, no, no.
Mom says puppy's days are through;
She's going to throw him in the stew.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
Dead puppies. Dead dead dead dead puppies.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
Come on everybody out there, sing along, okay?
Dead, dead dead dead puppies. Dead dead dead, dead, dead dead dead puppies.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
One more time for Roman Hruska!
Dead, dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead.
Dead puppies.
Dead puppies aren't much fun.
