I got ants in my pants and it makes me want to dance
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
There's a sty in my eye, and it makes me want to cry
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
Well, we danced all night, and I was all out of breath
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
Now I'm fearing for my life, 'cuz you're dancing me to death
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
I know you can do it
You're the only one
I know that someday you will free me
Oh, Kathy, come on, take it away
Well, I feel about as dirty as a boy could get
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
And you're beating on my heart like an old drum set
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
There's a voice in my head, keeps my feelings so distorted
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
Says I'm a bad, bad boy, and I'll never be rewarded
Take it away, Kathy, take it away
I know you can do it
You're the only one
I know that someday you will free me
Oh, Kathy, take it away
My hands! My hands! I can't feel my hands!
My legs! My legs! I can't move my legs!
