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Now if you want to be happy living a king's life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
You want to be happy living a king's life
Never make a pretty woman your wife
All you gotta do is just what I say
Then you will be jolly, happy, and gay
So from a logical point of view
You better love a woman uglier than you

Well, a pretty woman make her husband look small
And very often cause his downfall
As soon as she marry, there and then she start
To do the things that would ache his heart
And when you think that she's belonging to you
Boys, she's calling somebody else "doodoo."
So from a logical point of view
You better love a woman uglier than you

But if you make an ugly woman your wife
You can be sure you'll be happy in all your life
For she will never do things in a funny way
To allow the neighbors to have anything to say
And she wouldn't disregard her husband at all
By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul
So from a logical point of view
You better love a woman uglier than you

Now an ugly woman give you your meals in time
And she always try to make you happy in mind
At nights when you lay down in your cozy bed
She will coax, caress you, and scratch your head
And she'll begin to love you like a little baby
And call you sweet names like "Sugar Daddy,"
So from a logical point of view
You better love a woman uglier than you. heh!