Have you heard?
The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane
Well did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Have you heard
That poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris!
What sherry, please!
What burgundy!
What pommery!
Professor Munch ate his wife and divorced his lunch?
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is!
Missus Smith in her new Hup
Crossed the bridge when the bridge was up
Well, did you evah?
What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow!
What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and what beer!
Will you sober up, dear?
