If you want to distract somebody from the bitter truth,
You tell the Big Lie you find a common enemy.
It's been done before. Still works, doesn't it?
If you're afraid of people flying airplanes into you
Of going to bed with a cold, waking up with the bird-flu
If you are, if you are, you may be one of us
If you are, if you are, then welcome aboard
We've got you where we want you
We've got you where you breathe
Do anything we ask of you
Anytime we need
We've got you where we want you
If you're a fan of science fiction like mr. Gore
If you're afraid the boats will be docking at bakersfield shore
If you are, if you are, you might be one of us
If you are, if you are, then welcome aboard
(Repeat refrain)
If you define yourself by a line drawn on a globe
If you think the devil himself wears sandals and a robe
If you do, if you do, then you're one of us
If you do, if you do, then welcome aboard
Cause we've got you where we want you...
Keep on believin'
