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Henny Youngman walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender, I've got a bunch of great one-liners for a three-piece retardo band from Wisconsin." Bartender, who is actually the all-seeing Uatu The Watcher, says telekinetically to Henny: "You've just missed them, Joke Man. Those three people are on a vision quest, which has taken them before a nearly empty barroom in the Rust Belt region of your United St...read more