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"Ripped directly from the slain heart of Tiamat, culled from the roaring blaze of the Phoenix, split from Shiva’s all-seeing third eye, Dave and Joel are men both created and rejected by this world. Their hearts are pure, but their souls have seen the terror of a thousand worlds. Every week they unleash the torrent of pure emotion that is Fast Karate for the Gentlemen in the hopes of making the ...read more

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01/03/09 - We Name Him HANABI. He Gon BROW UP!
12/02/09 - Oh No, He's Loose in the Building
10/17/09 - Stop Masturbating To It!!
01/02/10 - JEFF WAS A DEMON.
12/30/09 - They Got Websites.
09/21/10 - I MURDERED A GIANT SPACE BABY!!
09/14/10 - Who's the New Foreman?
11/19/09 - Just Roll It Up, Eat It Sub Style
01/06/10 - Cookie Salad
04/09/10 - Surely You Have No Use For A Baby
09/28/10 - We Use All the Parts of the Grandma
05/27/10 - How You Doin', I'm Jack Bauer
05/22/10 - That Cat Is Armed!
05/06/10 - NO! IT'S NOT TIME FOR A DELICIOUS CINNAMONY TREAT! I'VE BEEN BETRAYED!
10/31/09 - BLACKJACKED!
05/19/10 - THIS IS FORBIDDEN.
03/10/10 - BABYKINS, JUST ASK HIM TO SHOW THE BOMB
07/08/09 - Very Good, But Baby Not Hit Back
09/26/09 - Finish The Fight (You Can Win).
05/14/10 - In Russia: Best Birthday Ever
01/13/10 - I Wanna Eat Them
11/28/09 - Hey Bear: WHAT'S UP?!
01/23/10 - THESE HANDS.
10/14/09 - LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BUUUUUUUUUUUU!
07/23/10 - HEY. WHY YOU SO FAT.
10/21/09 - Ahh-Biter?
09/05/09 - Whorin' Ain't No Way To Live
11/11/09 - Later, Earth!
01/19/08 - Guts Doesn't Care About Science
07/11/09 - This Is Why We Do Surveys, Seamus!
02/24/10 - Oh My God, I've Been A Total Cock.
12/09/09 - I Like To Call It A Threem.
10/29/10 - Mooooovin'.
12/03/10 - WHERE IS MY MONEY *K-KUHHH*
01/03/07 - 45 Second Vomit Joke
10/22/10 - Well, No The Eldar...
10/03/10 - Now Play Some Fife.
09/10/10 - Juvenile Form of the Torosaurus.
07/07/10 - Tastykake 2 Pokeyman.
04/18/10 - Now Tony Almeida's Gotta Repopulate The Earth
01/16/10 - Shut Up Baby I Just Got Shot
11/04/09 - Mazinger... With The Sword
10/24/09 - INFECTION CURED!
09/30/09 - ChimichongaQuesoDelight
03/08/11 - Every Night We Would RAOOOOOH.
09/04/10 - A-THIS CANCER???
03/31/10 - I Will Stay With The Terrorists
04/05/10 - The People Love It.
09/19/09 - FUJIYAMASAMA
03/03/10 - THESE ARE THE PERFECT MUFFINS.
02/03/10 - But I WAS In Young Guns...
08/28/10 - You Gotta Move
03/04/09 - Hold On, The President's Daughter
09/23/09 - I Gave You Wang Polio
08/23/10 - This Chicken is Powerful.
09/22/05 - Japan loves Queen
04/29/10 - BUT YOU'LL WISH IT HAD.
08/26/09 - "Dude", The Musical
12/05/09 - Now We Only Got Five Hundred Yen!
12/19/09 - The Ridley Sconslaught
12/23/09 - Don't Let 'em Take My Feet!
08/15/10 - Your Computer Has Virus?
10/06/10 - WAIT. IT'S A SIGNAL.
11/14/09 - I'M NOT GOIN' BACK
02/07/10 - Za Robots Are Coo?
03/24/10 - And Look At This Door, Itâs Been Exploded!
06/16/11 - (about your penis)
10/03/09 - Lift This Fridge Up: One Punch
10/12/10 - Rice In My Jam.
06/05/10 - The Radiation is in My Balls
01/27/10 - Who Are You, Old Man?
12/26/09 - The Butling Of YOU.
08/29/09 - Now Donut... Eat... You...
11/07/09 - Must Be That Global Warmin'
05/10/10 - UWAGHAGAGA(ROOFIE)
01/01/11 - I Have No Boner And I Must Scream
05/23/11 - Let the Witcher Witch.
12/25/10 - And That Was The Role That Ended Racism
06/06/09 - Don't Look Directly At Pyramid Tank
08/08/09 - Oh Snap, Red Hot Plasma For Your Face!
04/15/09 - This Is So Gay
11/09/10 - PLEASE INSERT PENIS.
05/16/09 - LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES!
10/06/05 - Anime for MEN!
04/08/09 - Ice Cream Fridays
01/06/07 - Did I Just Have Sex?
07/02/10 - Just Light The Fuse (it's in my butt)!
08/22/09 - She Was Using Her Gooch For Justice
08/12/09 - A-DOGGYSTYLE!
10/10/09 - Chi Is A Savage Wind
12/03/08 - Anti-Matter Pumpernickle
07/01/11 - Daizaburo Just Watches.
04/11/09 - Oh, My Ankle! (And My Pride!)
04/07/11 - Megurkey
02/26/11 - As Well You Should, Genie.
06/09/07 - TERRIBRE POWAA
02/18/09 - Damn You Korean Grocer, You Are Working For Evil!
03/11/09 - Holes Cut, Guns
01/13/11 - This Baby's Chompin' at the Bit!
04/18/09 - He's Running On A Pro-Zombification Platform
05/23/09 - We Cracked The Case!
12/12/09 - I'm Callin' Your Bluff, Tokko.
08/15/09 - The Mizuchi Sisters Never Conquered Time
06/14/10 - YOU WRESTLE BEAR??
06/23/10 - Relationship Status: Complicated
08/19/09 - Well, I Don't Know If I LIKE Crippled People...
02/10/12 - Lassi-esque
11/15/11 - I Love Hamburgers, And I'm An Idiot.
05/02/09 - MAYBE JUST ONE TURTLE
03/17/10 - Stay Away From EL PICCADILO.
04/19/11 - I'm A Very Poorly Specced Warrior.
03/13/11 - Monkey Beat Down.
08/04/10 - I'll Just Download A Crack.
06/03/09 - CANADIAN!
08/26/06 - Girls on Film
02/17/10 - No More Cars.
04/22/10 - You're Not So Tough Without Your Legs!
12/30/06 - Alright, He Just Stabbed Me in the Chin
09/03/28 - SWIM MEET?! SWIM MEET?!
11/05/08 - This Has POISON In It
08/10/10 - YOU COULDN'T MAKE THAT SHOT.
04/01/09 - I Think I Might Already Be Cured
09/16/09 - I Hate You Bird-Friend!
06/11/10 - You Want Some of this JUTSU??
10/07/09 - You Don't Need The AIDS
06/25/09 - The Donut Level In This Room Is Off The Charts!
06/01/11 - YO MASTER CHIEF, WHEN YOU GONNA LOSE SOME WEIGHT?
01/27/12 - I Was Really Thirsty!
03/25/06 - Dino-escape! Dave's Daring Victory!
12/31/08 - Little Toshi, Mini-Helicopter Pilot
04/28/11 - Not One of Those Sexy Cougars.
11/16/10 - Rainbow Sherbert
07/16/10 - I HIT HIM DOIN' A HUNDRED AND FIFTY.
07/25/09 - Take a Tip From Goku: Lose the Shirt
03/31/11 - THERE ARE NO EGGPLANT GIRLS
09/02/11 - Please Let Him Tranq Me Out
03/25/09 - FIRST GENTLEMAN ANGRY!!
02/28/09 - I DID WHAT WAS NECESSARY!
09/17/08 - This isn't JENGA, it's a BUILDING
08/01/09 - INTERDIMENSIONAL CHEESECAKE IN MY MOUF!
03/01/08 - Hypervelocity Wolf Cannon
10/28/09 - PS: I'm Fat
05/27/06 - The Dark Spectre of Moe
07/03/09 - Whatever, Crazy Old Grampa!
03/27/10 - Blew Your Mind? (PSYCHO DIVER!)
09/09/09 - HEY MISTER WANNA WRESTLE?!
02/20/10 - UNICYCLE, NOW.
05/09/09 - Did You Seriously Just Drink All The Bioagent?
PEPPERBOX
01/02/08 - Now I Have a Machine Gun. Ho. Ho. Ho.
07/22/09 - The Ladies Are About
07/15/06 - I Really Should've Edited This
04/29/06 - You've Sunk My Battleship!
06/25/11 - We NEED This Baby.
06/13/09 - I've Lived Sort of an Awesome Werewolf Life
01/20/11 - DRAGONS. IN 'NAM.
03/27/12 - Strangersaremoreimportantthanyou
05/04/12 - Ha-ha I'm A Baby Angler Oni
11/29/08 - OH MY GOSH GREEN MONSTER!
04/25/09 - GIMME SOME SLURPIES
11/01/06 - Candy Corn Soda
02/24/07 - Not Bad Enough
05/20/09 - MACCHIATO.
11/19/08 - AAAGAAH I'M BEING SHOT WITH BULLETS
04/29/09 - JACKBAUERBAUER
05/06/09 - What If It Was A Tiger?
03/07/09 - The Wang of Prophecy
10/04/08 - Stop Being Such a Jerk, CANADA
02/27/08 - Assistant Associate Director of Sales
09/12/09 - HOI SHA FUNG HAO LAI.
06/24/06 - Amnesia is Not a Plot Device
12/27/08 - No Thanks, I'm From Masachussetts
12/06/08 - And Then It's All Nuclear Holocaust
10/28/06 - Whoever Wins, We Lose
02/25/12 - GOOD LORD THIS BABY IS HUGE!
12/09/10 - Breakin' Lo Pan's High Men.
12/16/10 - We Run Grout Town, Not You!
09/12/07 - We Have To Order More Spinners
01/21/09 - Singing Telegram From The FBI!
11/26/08 - I Think I Just Mistreated A CORPSE
05/06/11 - Hiroshi and the Cable Run
12/26/07 - UGUUU!
03/13/10 - BUT I CAN MOVE, BOSS, I CAN MOVE
02/27/10 - Some People Gotta Make A Sex Robot.
04/22/09 - Take That, Virus!
04/04/09 - 75 Tea Kettles?!
09/15/05 - Twice the Baki, Twice the love!
02/25/09 - Christian Bale, You Are Not Actually Batman
10/18/08 - If Only I Had Busted!
02/02/08 - Number Four: Dysentery Caused By Charles Barkley
07/22/07 - If You Kill Their Boss, They Will Have SEX With You
02/10/10 - Now You've Got Space AIDS.
02/10/07 - The Periodic Table of Awesome
Discipline Story
08/05/06 - Seriously Awkward
07/29/06 - Fast Karate Saves the Space
07/14/11 - Maximum Bear Movement.
12/22/11 - Golgo 13 Has Too Much Dignity!
12/17/08 - No Spores, and No Spiders
05/13/06 - Cast in the Name of God Ye: SO SEXY!
06/02/12 - Fine, None of Us Will Be Queen!
11/01/08 - All Trails Lead To Techno-Dwarf
05/31/08 - Everybody Picks Monkey
06/20/09 - This Isn't Over, BABY!
03/14/09 - WE HAVE TO LIGHT THE SHIROW SIGNAL
12/20/08 - It's A Mexican Booby Stand-Off
10/17/06 - Big Adventures in Little New York
12/09/06 - MAKAI TENSHO!
10/17/07 - XXBlaze420 For LIFE!
11/08/08 - We Have Air Guitar Superiority
09/16/06 - But Seriously, You Still Gotta Die
01/31/09 - That's Our Lily Cat!
03/08/08 - We Have To Get To The Moonbase
09/08/07 - Internet, Don't Steal This Idea
01/17/12 - The Monkey Will Issue Many Commands.
07/26/11 - I Can't Be Pushin' A AND X.
11/05/11 - We Have The Drunkest Dragons You Can Imagine
10/01/08 - Indeed, All Robots Would Be Metal Man
03/18/09 - Court... is Adjourned.
11/12/02 - And Then They Came From Rockstar
06/17/09 - A Complicated System of Tubes
09/09/06 - Invisible Touch
05/13/09 - I've Seen Things In Deepest Sapce
01/14/09 - The Cage... is Closed
04/17/12 - Chainsaws Whenever I Want Them
09/15/11 - (Nitro Is Code For My)
11/28/07 - This is Playground Rules
07/22/06 - Joel Counts to Three
05/30/09 - Clumsy Ninja Strikes Again
07/29/09 - LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE BECOME
09/10/08 - So Cold, So Delicious
11/25/06 - Cellphones to Vibrate
10/21/06 - OMG SPOILERz!
07/16/08 - I Understand Their Love of Bread
02/17/07 - Soda Can??
01/21/07 - Getting Stabbed Sucks
12/16/06 - Down to Gitmo
01/27/07 - Why Even Have an Eclair?
08/07/11 - I HATE YOU POP-POP.
02/19/12 - This Spinach Salad Is Missing Something...
04/26/12 - Driving While Minotaur
09/04/07 - AAAA! I'M CRAZY!
06/21/08 - Isosceles Triangle Is DANGEROUS!
02/08/11 - We Never Dismount
02/21/11 - He is a Noble Warrior
12/06/06 - Poison
10/15/08 - TELL ME WHERE MARWAN IS!
06/25/12 - I Promised Myself I'd Never Do Another Weekend At Bernie's Execution.
02/04/09 - Tell My Wife and Daughter: I Hate You
09/02/06 - We're Smart Too, Guys!
01/11/09 - Car Two Takes Care of Car Two!
08/11/07 - But I Believe in Plan Hug!
05/11/12 - Well, That Would Be A Jetpack
01/30/08 - I Am 100% Pro-Werewolf
03/21/09 - Ice Cream Is Serious Business Too
05/19/12 - Wasn't No Planet? Wasn't No Stars?
01/17/09 - MUSTA HAD TOO MUCH CA~NDY
07/23/08 - Quick, Get The Water!
09/20/08 - I Have To Build The Shotgun Cake
02/07/09 - Lords Do Robots Loves The Poop
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