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Eugene Mirman is a comedian, writer and film-maker living in New York City. He emigrated from Russia when he was 4 1/2 and has since aged considerably. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License; additional terms may apply....read more

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Top Tracks of Eugene Mirman

Grandmother (Album)

Leaning In Chelsea, Born Gay, Gay Brother, Sneezing

The Right Stuff

Swearing In Russian, Immigrating

Joking And Lying, Jack In The Box, Extreme Bowling

Girlfriend, American Airlines, Scientists

Truth Or Dare, Dogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys

Letters To Nouns

Coupons For The Audience

Movie, Deep Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind of Animal?, Red Tide, Abortion (Album)

Horses Talking, Bathroom Door

America Is Better Than Abortion

I Found An iPod

Q&A: Advice for the Audience

The Questionable Polls Of Russia Today

Divisive Online Banner Ads

Hello And Several Jokes On Topics Ranging From Elevators To Goofing Around On A Whale Watch

Driving And Thinking

Vancouver, Detroit And Bears!

Tea Party Website

Dog, Dreams Predict the Future, My Own Culture, Jewish

Seattle, Steakhouse

I Fell Down in London! Oh, and Bought a Phone!

Open / Wake Up Call and Two Other Jokes

Hello, Credit Card, Fidelity, Kids Say the Darndest Things

Political Chalk, Audition, Bicyclist and Pilates

Stalking, Bathroom

Teen Wolf, Gay Marriage, Gay Rights

Ever Get Drunk And...?, Edinburgh

Russian And Atari

Shapes for Sale

Million, Rent a Car, Terminator and Matrix, My Day

Revolve (The Complete New Testament in The Form Of A Teen Magazine.)

I'm Nervous, Virginity, People Quoting Stuff They've Read, Not Funny To..., Being Followed

A Guest Shopping at Marshalls

Messages on Napkins at Bars

Special Ed, Ladies?, Grandmother, Religion

Sbarro Slogan and Anti-Abortion Billboard (Unrelated)

Touring My Set, but First Two Other Jokes

I Met a Fan of the Earth

Christian Mingle and My Childhood Notebook

The Goodnight Song

The Will To Whatevs Book Tour And An Amazing Boy With Asperger's

My Time Warner Cable Newspaper Ad

I Bought Ads on Facebook!

Sex, ??? AirLIES and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story

My Letter to ??? Airlines, Your Postcard to ??? Airlines

Jokes with a Theremin!

Skatepunk,Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protester On The Street, Terrible Prostitute, Nerd

My Gas Got Shut OffÑBoo!

Revolve (The Complete New Testament in the Form of a Teen Magazine)

Vancouver, Detroit, And Bears!

Dub Plasma Edit-Face Joke Dance Party

The Will To Whatevs Book Tour And An Amazing Boy With AspergerÕs

Movie, Deep Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind of Animal?

Ever Get Drunk AndÉ?, Edinburgh

Unbelievably Super-Hidden Top-Secret Unitled Bonus Track X Unknown

My Gas Got Shut Off-Boo!

Movie, Deep Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind Of Animal?, Red Tide, Abortion

My Gas Got Shut Off - Boo!

Joking and Lying/Jack in the Box/Extreme Bowling

Ever Get Drunk And...?/Edinburgh

Girlfriend/American Airlines/Scientists

Leaning in Chelsea/Born Gay/Gay Brother/Sneezing

Truth or Dare/Dogs/Tube Steak Sex Guys

Introduction, A Gift From Derrick

Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow

Swearing in Russian/Immigrating

Resolve (The Complete New Testament in the Form of a Teen Magazine)

Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW

Horses Talking/Bathroom Door

Movie/Deep-Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger

What Kind of Animal?/Red Tide/Abortion

A LinkedIn Profile

Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center

The Time I Was Mugged In Mexico With Michael Stipe

Not Happy With A Parking Ticket I Got In Portsmouth, NH

Contacting Celebrities On Facebook

Leaning in Chelsea, Born Gay, Gay Brother, Sneezing (Album)

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A ‘Zine

Paintings I Made To Showcase At My Local Whole Foods

Hello And Several Jokes On Topics Ranging From Elevator

My Gas Got Shut Off—Boo!

The Will To Whatevs Book Tour And An Amazing Boy With A

My Letter To Delta Airlines, Your Postcard To Delta Airlines

Joking and Lying, Jack in the Box, Extreme Bowling (Album)

Truth or Dare, Gogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys (Album)

The Right Stuff (Album)

Horses Talking, Bathroom Door (Album)

Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protester on the Street, Terrible Prostitute, Nerd

Girlfriend, American Airlines, Scientists (Album)

Sex, ___ Airlies And Videotape_ A Three-Part Radio Play

Swearing in Russian, Immigrating (Album)

I Marry A Couple From The Audience On Stage

Ever Get Drunk and...? (Album)

Coupons for the Audience (Album)

Letters to Nouns (Album)

Ever Get Drunk And…?, Edinburgh

Revolve (The Complete New Testament in the Form of a Teen Magazine) (Album)

Devisive Online Banner Ads

Ever Get Drunk and...?

Welcome To The Meditation, Please Get Comfortable

Driving and Thinking (Album)

Truth or Dare, Gogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys

The Will to Whatevs Book Tour and an Amazing Boy with Asperger’s

Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo

The Goodnight Song (Album)

Late Night Show At Cap City

Russina and Atari

Throat, Arms & Hands

Thank You Body, Simple Ways To Relax

Dear District Attorney of Orleans County

Welcome To My Russian Audio Phrasebook

Sex ,??? AirLIES and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based On a True Story

Swearing in Russia, Immigrating

Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protestor on the Street, Terrible Prostitute, Nerd

Common Statements & Questions For Everyday Situations

I'm Nervous, Virginity, People Quoting Stuff They've Read, Not Funny...

Hello, Credit Card, Fidelity,

Apple Cider Vinegar

Conversational Russian In The Workplace

Dog, Dreams predict the future

Million, Rent a Car, Terminato

Enter The Fuckscape

Teen Wolf, Gay Marriage, Gay R

Intro To Outgoing Voicemail Messages

I'm Nervous, Virginity, People

Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protester on the

Hello, Credit Card, Fidelity, Kid

Casual Phrases For Parties, Pubs & Outings

Proper Dinner Conversation For The Educated Guest

Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces

Special Ed, Ladies?, Grandmoth

Take A Ride On The Poon Schooner

Commonplace Subjects Within The Rich World of Academia

Polite Ways To Engage People of High Status

Useful Phrases While On Vacation In Russia

Relationship Deal Breakers (Jfl 2011)

I Thought I Was The Pancake Man

Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Ta

Ever Get Drunk And∑?, Edinburgh

I Can’t Answer The Phone (But I Want To)

Let My People Go (Jfl 2011)

Dub Plasma Edit - Face Joke Dance Party

My Gas Got Shut Off Boo! / Vancouver, Detroit And Bears!

Movie, Deep-Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind of Animal?, Red Tide, Abortion

I Simply Keep Crying

I’m A Dirty Little Foreign Advisor

Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protester on the ...

Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making A 'Zine

Special Ed, Ladies, Grandmother, Religion

You’re A World-Class Pussy-Grifter

Horse Talking, Bathroom Door

Eugene Mirman #2

i'm nervous, virginity, people quoting stuff they've read, not funny to___, being followed

Together Defeat

My Gas Got Shut Off-Boo! (Album)

Movie, Deep Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger, What Kind of Animal?, Red

Joking And Lying, Jack In The Box, Extreme Bowling / Truth Or Dare, Dogs, Tube Steak Sex Guys

They Call Me the “You’re Welcome Man”

Hello and Several Jokes on Topics Ranging from Elevators to Goofing Around on a Whale Watch (Album)

Divisive Online Banner Ads (Album)

The Questionable Polls of Russia Today (Album)

How Do You Lie to Your Child About Santa

America Is Better than Abortion (Album)

Vancouver, Detroit and Bears! (Album)

Hello And Several Jokes On Top

Invite Them Up #1

Movie/Deep-Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger/What Kind Of Animal?/Red Tide/Abortion

The Will to Whatevs Book Tour and an Amazing Boy with Asperger's (Album)

I Found an iPod (Album)

Phone Company Traditional Family

Eugene at Caroline's

Milkin' the Cow

Eugene Mirman #1

The Will To Whatevs Book Tour

Dub Plasma Edit - Face Joke Da

Skatepunk, Ice Cream Store, Talking Dirty, Protester on the Street, Ter

Sex, ??? Airlies And Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based On A True Story (Album)

Anti Gay Phone Call III

Movie/Deep Fried Stuffed Cheeseburger/What Kind of Animal?/Red Tide/Abortion

My Letter to ??? Airlines, Your Postcard to ??? Airlines (Album)

The Right Stuff / Girlfriend, American Airlines, Scientists / Grandmother

03 - Eugene Mirman - Florida

Special Ed, Ladies_, Grandmother, Religion

Truth Or Dare/Gogs/Tube Steak Sex Guys

Sex, ___ Airlies And Videotape

It's Valentine's Day

01 - Eugene Mirman - Hello, Credit Card, Fidelity, Kid

My Letter To ___ Airlines, You

I Found An Ipod / The Will To Whatevs Book Tour And An Amazing Boy With Asperger S

Delta Delta Delta (Nothing Rhymes With Delta)

05 - Eugene Mirman - Stalking, Bathroom

I Want Some Burgers and Fries

I Don't Need Music

Sex, ??? AirLIES, and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story

10 - Eugene Mirman - Shapes For Sale

Dub Plasma Edit-Face Joke, Dance Party

02 - Eugene Mirman - Seattle, Steakhouse

I Am Eugene Mirman

2005_0612 - Doug Fir, Portland OR

06 - Eugene Mirman - Russian And Atari

12 - Eugene Mirman - Cupid

Sex, Delta AirLIES, and Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based on a True Story

Invite Them Up #2

Skatepunk,Ice Cream Store, Tal

A LinkedIn Profile (Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater)

Sex, ??? Airlines And Videotape: A Three-Part Radio Play Very Based On A True Story

Technical Difficulties

Unbelievably Super-Hidden Top-Secret Untitled Bonus Track X Unknown

Some Jokes That Have To Do With My Girlfriend, A Hotel In Boston, A Man In Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, A Neck Pillow (Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater)

Sub Pop Showcase At SxSW (Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater)

Introduction, A Gift From Derrick (Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater)

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