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Top Tracks of Jonathan Coulton & GlaDOS

Re: Your Brains

I Feel Fantastic

Skullcrusher Mountain

Chiron Beta Prime

The Future Soon

Tom Cruise Crazy

You Ruined Everything

Mr. Fancy Pants

I Crush Everything

A Talk With George

Artificial Heart

Still Alive (Featuring Sara Quin)

Sticking It to Myself

Big Bad World One

Podsafe Christmas Song

Christmas Is Interesting

Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance

The Town Crotch

Kenesaw Mountain Landis

Drinking with You

Someone Is Crazy

Millionaire Girlfriend

Good Morning Tucson

That Spells DNA

Soft Rocked By Me

Furry Old Lobster

Famous Blue Raincoat

Nemeses (Featuring John Roderick)

See You All in Hell

Just as Long as Me

Brand New Sucker

Portal: Still Alive

The World Belongs to You

Take Care of Me

Want You Gone (feat. the Elegant Too)

Today With Your Wife

Nobody Loves You Like Me

Till the Money Comes

You Could Be Her

I Hate California

Je Suis Rick Springfield

Under the Pines

Pull the String

Sibling Rivalry

I'm Having a Party

Don't Talk To Strangers

I'm a Mason Now

Now I Am An Arsonist (Featuring Suzanne Vega)

Rock and Roll Boy

Still Alive (J.C. Mix)

We Are the Champions

Bills, Bills, Bills

We Will Rock You

13 - Still Alive (J.C. Mix)

Gambler's Prayer (Demo)

Womb With A View

A Laptop Like You (Demo)

You Wouldn't Know (feat. Ellen McLain)

Skullcrusher Mountain (Demo)

Camp Bachelor Alma Mater

When I’m 25 or 64

Mandelbrot Set (demo)

Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance (Demo)

The Future Soon (demo)

Want You Gone (Elegant Too Remix)

Still Alive (feat. Sara Quin)

Beds Hurt My Booty

Nemeses (feat. John Roderick)

I Crush Everything (Demo)

Don't Feed the Trolls

Lady Aberlin's MuuMuu

Brookline (Demo)

We Will Rock You / We Are the Champions

Re: Vos Cerveaux

Pictures of Cats

Alone Again (Naturally)

Sister Golden Hair

Blue Sunny Day (Live 2014)

The Princess Who Saved Herself

Want You Gone - Elegant Too Remix

Now I Am an Arsonist (feat. Suzanne Vega)

Still Alive (Live In Toronto)

Still Alive (J.C. version)

Want You Gone (Live in Toronto)

Pulled Down the Stars

Portal - Still Alive

Solid State (Reprise)

Now I Am an Arsonist

All to Myself, Pt. 1

All to Myself, Pt. 2

Code Monkey (Live 2014)

I Crush Everything (Live in Portland)

Want You Gone (Live 2014)

How Deep Is Your Love

New Kid in Town

The Things We Do for Love

Make It With You

Artificial Heart (Live 2014)

Still Alive (Live 2014)

Sticking It to Myself (Live 2014)

Shop Vac (Live 2014)

Big Bad World One (Live 2014)

You Oughta Know

Always the Moon

Je Suis Rick Springfield (Live 2014)

Re: Your Brains (Live 2014)

Good Morning Tucson (Live 2014)

I Feel Fantastic (Live 2014)

Glasses (Live 2014)

Mandelbrot Set (Live 2014)

Everybody's Talkin'

If You Could Read My Mind

A Talk With George (Live 2014)

You Ruined Everything (Live 2014)

Same Old Lang Syne

Zombie Instructions (Live 2014)

Thing a Week 29 - Code Monkey

Want You Gone (Portal 2)

Big Dick Farts a Polka

Gratuitous Applause (Live 2014)

Baby Got Back (In the Style of Glee)

Summer’s Over

Now I Am an Arsonist (w/ Suzanne Vega)

Still Alive (J.C. Version) [Portal]

Talk With George

Thing a Week 26 - Re Your Brains

Skull Crusher Mountain

Want You Gone (Portal 2 End Credits Song)

Thing a Week 52 - We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions

One Christmas at a Time

Thing a Week 33 - Tom Cruise Crazy

Work this Thing

Christmas in Jail

Thing a Week 5 - Baby Got Back

Thing a Week 30 - The Presidents

Don’t Talk to Strangers

Thing a Week 45 - Mr. Fancy Pants

Thing a Week 1 - See You All in Hell

It's Time for RiffTrax (RiffTrax Theme Song)

Thing a Week 21 - Chiron Beta Prime

Thing a Week 42 - Creepy Doll

I’m Having a Party

Thing a Week 2 - My Monkey

Thing a Week 46 - You Ruined Everything

Thing a Week 40 - Skymall

Thing a Week 51 - Summer’s Over

Thing a Week 47 - I’m Your Moon

Thing a Week 36 - Not About You

Thing a Week 49 - Make You Cry

Christmas in July

Thing a Week 44 - Big Bad World One

Thing a Week 4 - Shop Vac

Thing a Week 50 - Pull the String

Thing a Week 39 - Pizza Day

Thing a Week 41 - Seahorse

Thing a Week 27 - Madelaine

Thing a Week 48 - The Big Boom

Thing a Week 35 - Soft Rocked By Me

Thing a Week 34 - Famous Blue Raincoat

Thing a Week 38 - Drinking with You

Still Alive (Portal Ending)

Thing a Week 12 - Furry Old Lobster

Thing a Week 28 - When You Go

Thing a Week 43 - Under the Pines

Thing a Week 31 - Just as Long as Me

Christmas with You Is the Best

Thing a Week 3 - W’s Duty

I’m Your Moon

Thing a Week 32 - Till the Money Comes

The Week Between

Thing a Week 6 - Someone Is Crazy

Thank You PopSci

Thing a Week 10 - When I’m 25 or 64

Thing a Week 20 - Curl

Still Alive (J.C Version)

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