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ALL THE INSULTS
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People staring at me all the time and if I walk around with Steve
Mammal with the pointiest eyes.. Eyes that pop out of their head... Steve
It's the eyes
Why are you having an attack on me you're the one that's sad and lonely
”There’s three of us.. couldn’t even get a bronze.. Now who’s the weak link?”
I don't know where you get the moaning thing from
Steve really dragged me down
”He looks older than 28 today”
”I can’t get over that insult”
”You just said about painting a picture.. I wouldn’t paint a picture of that”
”Am I next to Steve? I’m fairly confident”
”I was thinking there must be a tractor sale on somewhere”
”I’ve been there done it Steve”
”I should have known, it was a woman”
”You’re like a man who was frozen in the victorian era”
”When you go back, is it a shock to them again?”
”because you were home at your mum and your dad”
”We’ll see what you come up with next week”
”Then you get used to how people look”
”Is there anyone else that you look like or are you sort of a one off?”
”Karl is.. would you say… Balding?”
”Steve knows he’s a little bit odd looking”
”I’m not gay, but if I was, I don’t think I would go for your sort of…”
”A fifty percent error rate there”
”If only Stephen could turn his head right round aswell”
Most Offensive Moments #1
”You know if you’re good looking or not don’t you.. Come on Steve! What do you think?”
”I know what Steve’s like, he’s tight”
”There’s nobody else that looks like Steve”
”You’ve aged well? ohh”
”You can sort your look out, I can’t”
”It’s a bit weird that you’ve got glasses, cause you’ve got a good pair of eyes on you”
”I think people give you bit more of a chance in your career and stuff”
”How on earth did he end up with that good looking guy”
”Have they even bothered doing one for you?”
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Most Offensive Moments #2
”The only reason you don’t go on holiday is cause you have to spend money!”
”I’ve probably be sort of drawn to you than her”
”It’s more of a stare of fear”
”But not just in the office”
”No one likes to pick on an invalid (Karl goes too far with a joke)”
”I treat your girlfriend better than you, and I’ve only met her twice”
”There’s no point Steve”
”There’s this thing in it”, Karl is off sick. Alien from men in black.
”I would put him in the distance”
”Twenty offers of marriage… Does that annoy you Steve?”
”I feel like I can do a little bit of it.. because.. I work with… you Steve”
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”When there’s no one else who will have you on the team”
Carl Pilkington
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