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Kindergarten Hazing Ritual are a cybergrind band from Peekskill, New York formed in 2001. Besides several net released albums and split EPs, they appeared on the Power Up! compilation of 8-bit NES cover songs, released by Dwell Records, where they did the boss fight song from River City Ransom. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Commons By-SA License;...read more

cybergrind grindcore egrind this band will use the hilarious tags given to them as song titles i just felt asleep and you woke me with your cannibalistic soccer errors

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fuck you and your anime hair
Seppuku With a Cellphone
Jailbait Fanservice
River City Ransom (Boss Fight)
River City Ransom - Boss Fight
rape kirsten dunst with a screwdriver YAY!
Jen has herpes and gonnarhea
i challenge the girl with no limbs to a game of DDR
full body pics or you're fat
backstage bukkakke with mandy moore (randy whore)
in loving memory of the integrity of the video game industry, we shall rape lara croft with a plunger
only pizzafaces retards worship playstation 2
New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (white girls ruin everything)
Dana DeArmond's got THE ANGLES
Ray fucking McVeigh is D's baby daddy
i'll help you win a free ipod if you promise me head
drowning caitlin betchel in her fake ass tears
androgyny isn't hardcore (but hey, neither are we)
If Meryl And Snake Couldn't Make It You Kids Are Fucked
Electronic GAY-ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to fuck your ass?)
Unfuckable Girls with Huge Mullets from the 80s
having 1000 freinds isn't such a spectacular feat when it's all girls you added so you could remember to jack off to thier pictures
awaiting the video game crash
shoujocide
we blew up the blood banks to kill you vampire wannabes and your girlfriends
john romero will make you his bitch
altmodel is just a photoshop setting
KMFCM(kill mother fuckin cory monster)
Why do anime chicks like intelligent men? ... Because opposites attract
sebastianna's coke nail
rockstardumb
adult swim vs. mindless self indulgence in the battle for most annoying fanbase ever
does forbidden fuck all those bands, or do they just add her because they think she will?
9/13/93
Your Mother Is A Cylon
shit, aren't those your panties in that vending machine?
psychic enemy hotline
androgynous is the only big word you know
keiji inafune created mega man because he's a fucking pedo
the only good thing that ever came out of her mouth was my black cock
NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang finally comes forward about being the cause of the herpes epidemic within the visual kei scene
xbox murder mystery 2 electric boogaloo
waiting for magenta on the porch with shotgun in hand
maximum scene points for being a tranny
cunt flavored slushies
will let you make shitty films of our games for food
suitcase girl (some assembly required)
i bet there were otaku in the heaven's gate cult
fuck, you're not even pretty when you cry
let's just pretend you tried to rape me so my parents won't think i'm a slut
how long before that pic of you kissing your bitch makes you feel stupid
bonsai kittens dot com is fake
the fine art of lying about your age: chapter one don't worry, I'm legal, I swear
why princesses wear pink
what? another sex tape?
bad things will happen if you don't repost this
up up down down down down down down bs stop
girls don't really like KHR (15 year old poser cunts, stop adding us)
crazy joe will smash you with his truck and drag you under the trailer tandems
millenium fail dream match forever
i hope you know once you win the free ipod I'm gonna mug you and rape you for it
Scene Girls Fear the Black Cock
And Where Is Captain Commando? He's at Home Washing His Tights
i'd make a song called "please don't post goddess bunny in my comments, but then everyone would just go and do it
grind, electronica & xtian rap
get fucking cancer
did you eat craps (j-rock got me nothing but enemies pt 2)
does ubisoft fix your mascara when you cry after losing?
shoot da wanksta and win a PSP
the fine art of lying about your age: chapter three - I'm not old I swear
somehow he contracted self diagnosed aspergers
the song that killed one unfortunate DDR champ (and injured 3 others)
Swagger Jackin' Since '87
respect me, I'm not an object, stop hitting on me, LOOK AT MY BOOBIES!!!!!
grandma got run over by a reindeer and survived. . .jaime, however, wasn't so lucky
mary kate's coke nail
The New Video Game Crash
Hills Is Watching (Silently)
Sandy The Christmas Ghost
Real Bout Now Thats What I Call Jock Jams 9
i'm jenna jameson, no, I'M jenna jameson, NO! I'M JENNA JAMESON!!
what's a juggalo? a nazi wigger faggot that's what
aww, they're updating the server . . .lets play pac man
sex with the 48 year old man who poses as tila tequila
i'll help you win a free ipod if you promise me head (feat. m@ the c@)
the name "thrashley" actually makes you less metal
XARSENICX didn't add us, we're doomed to fail, let's break up
who'll fuck tom first, krystine or sebastianna?
keep autotune out of hardcore
hey ANNIETHRAX. . .I told Scott Ian about you. . and he's gonna fucking SHOOT YOU
myspace is cancer
the fine art of lying about your age: chapter two-I'm 99 years old, I'm mysterious
you're still a suicidegirl on the inside (you damn sure ain't one on the outside anymore)
so, lemme guess, your mother named you mosh-elle?
backstage bukkakke with avril lavigne
you can always tell a preppy bitch by how many people besides herself are in her pictures
it's a rule, you know? all porn stars must have a myspace (before the imposters show up)
thanks for the add
you don't have a myspace, myspace has you
isn't anouncing your bands breakup on myspace like breaking up with your bitch over email
Hacking Your Model Mayhem Account To Say You Do Interracial Gangbangs
no one should die at a concert, but everyone should die at a rave
Paula Deen Sings The Hits: Twisted Sister
lining up all the spongebob queerpants fans and chopping off thier heads one by one. . . .genetic cleansing at it's finest
tom IS the 48 year old man who poses as tila tequila
i'm sorry you got your new years kiss from anna nicoles corpse
you know cory's new pic of the redhead getting smacked makes you all warm and fuzzy inside
Konami Does Not Present
Ding Fries Are Done (don't go to sleep before the king)
while you're at school, we shed our skins and breathe dryer lint
I ain't Sayin' Grrl Gamers are Gold-diggers. . . oh Wait, Yes I am
fuck your ringtone
don't worry about that white stain on your dir en grey shirt, it won't matter where you're going
EGM Tribute Song (thank god you pissed off the dir en grey fancunts)"
posting the pic of yourself standing in the street brefoot and pregnant on myspace. . priceless
sorry, an unexpected error has occured
full body pics and still fat
extreme noise tara. .. .yeah. . . sure. . . .right. . . .
no, love hina isn't any good
this hollaback girl video in my profile is an expression of my individuality man!
how myspace singlehandedly ressurected the dreaded chain letter trend
i beleive your exact words were dangerously psychotic
the STD they don't warn you about
you've left alot of comments for this band. . . .it's obvious you're fucking them
ferris bueller's off day
Hellbent For Heathers
don't call it devil's advocate
Imogen Heap Shall Serenade Them When They Die
not sexy and used to it
Attack of The Cannibal Quacks
you like KHR yet you don't realize many of thier songs are preaching hate towards YOU
Act 1, Scene 1
dir en grey don't care that you made them a myspace (j-rock got me nohting but enemies pt 3)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Schadenfruede and The Pips
I'm Sorry You Got Your New Years Kiss From Anna Nicole
i swear, I totally banged zenova. . .she had a cock
the only good thing that ever came out of jaime was finding out that D gives the KKK handjobs for crack
I Hope Some Dude From A Black Metal Band Takes a Picture of You After You Blow Your Brains Out
bronies vs. moonies vs. trekkies vs. juggalos vs. ravers
I've Lost My Library Card, I'm in a K-hole, I'm a Prick
My Soul Infested with Swimming Horses of Blood
The Christine Chubbuck Anniversary Special
hello, i'm darwin and this is jackass
Egm Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off The Dir En Grey Fancunts)\'
backstreet 3-16 says your simple life just got shattered
Bomb Hollywood Before Michael Bay Makes Another Film
Miss OMG-Me-Too
pokeballgags 50% off at giggles
Quit Encouraging Bedroom Mosh Nintendo!
Cannabis Mutants From Outer Space Washed My Dishes Yesterday, I Thanked Them and They Gave Me Free Tickets to a Michael Jackson Concert
Telemundo Estilo De Vila Masoquismo
The Trend is Undead (The Great Zombie Trendkill - Fuck Yeah)
50 shades of OH FUCKING CHRIST
this place is dead anyway
The Perils of Penelope Pin-up
Only Pizzafaced Retards Worship Playstation 2
next time, be more elitist
Act 6, Stage 9
the asphyxiation of haruhi suzumiya
Like an Autotune Giraffe
#numberonereasonwhy you should be shot in the face
FINAL STAGE
Should Have Died at Twenty Seven
Music For 13 Year Old Girls To Cut Themselves To (When They're Not Throwing Acid At Each Other)
Baked Vagina Ham
but this is not a deicide cover
I Just Fell Asleep and You Woke Me With Your Cannibalistic Soccer Errors
realdolls were invented because you fucking suck
the perils of life in high definition
extreme home makeover urban edition turbo hyper fighting
Soilent Green Is My Kind Of People
it's the holidays, lets lay people off
Flibbityjibbit
Hidden Track
I only joined a metal band to get my modeling career started
Let your half mast freak flag burn or "i like all kinds of music except rap and country"
live from 6 feet under the red carpet
ACT 12 STAGE 12
5 kamen riders bukkakke dorky girl with big tits or ami or yumi? ami or yumi?
retail jobs nobody wants
Chew My Root
Go Go Bukkake Xmas Mayan Dream Match
we of westerberg high will die
two broke(n) girls
When 8 Kamen Riders Ride on Our Enemies Or If I Wanted to Meet Girls, I Would've Become An Ecstasy Dealer
let's go Godflesh Rider Kick! or drum machines have no souls. . and neither do girls
Jen Has Herpes (And Gonorrhea)
fuck you space cowboy
open letter to the entire fucking planet
ambitions of a kamen ridah or the ICP are visual kei
It was great until those assholes showed up, wasn't it?
to write loathing on her arms
go go bukkake x-mas myan dream match millenium edition
Your're A Mean One Mr. Grinch
Shut Up Boy, You Ain't No Kamen Rider 5, You Riderman Or Divorce Cocktail Dinner
X-Rider Super High COCK! or you haven't made it until at least 3 alt models have added you to thier freinds list
Government of Darkness Roll Call! or whoa oh, i think el gordo is gonna eat la flaca
Die Naked
i'm too tired to redraw these sprites, lets just use the old ones
act 30 stage 000
trigger warning theater presents (6)9xxx
Bill Murry is Michael Cera in Groundhog Life
just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not your natural enemies
Go Go Bukkake X-Mas Mayan Dream Match Millennium Edition
nothing says "you're beautiful" like a roofie colada
Ray Fucking Mcveigh Is D's Baby Daddy (And He Won't Go On Maury To Prove It)
how to seccessfully escape the studio after Maury pro-bitch has informed you that the guy you're trying to scam is not your baby daddy
maybe she's born with it, maybe it's photoshop
gritty reboot of the teletubbies
it has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life
fuck you barenaked ladies
happy festivus charlie brown
I'm a rider! or stripper shoes to prom
...and the pillow was gone
Stab her eyes out and we'll have a game of marbles
maritza ferrer es barbara montesinos
girl mosh = asking for it
duke nukem for-never ever ever again
if you think max hardcore should be in jail, you are a pawn of the feminist state and should be hung from a tree and burned
Teenage Lobotomy
orwellian feminism and the politics of naughty tentacles
the teenwolf remake is cancelled, this casting call is abandoned, GO HOME
post tits then get the fuck out
this is track sixty-nine!!!! (featuring girls against boys guy, snapcase guy and nick cave)
Fuck Her, Everyone Else Has but Me
Open Letter to Dir En Grey
He Who Dies With the Most Kills Still Doesn't Win
Briana Banks's Secret Death Wish
maybe shes born with it maybe its photoshop
Ding Fries Are Done FINAL
when we last left our heroes. . . .
petition to give crystal shinkle and danmell ndonye the death penalty
Dimitri Maximoff is not amused
douchebag 3:16 says you're fucking dead
why you won't admit you were a weaboo once
women are inherently bad people
bomb the oc before another shitty hair metalcore band is formed
Set Top Box 720 (the reveal)
Pimp Your Daughter
Casper Is the Ghost of Richie Rich
cosplay meth queen(psycho le cemu will dress up like muppets for food)
Calista Flockhart Won't Very Much Like Having a Song About Anorexia Named After Her
the pie is a lie too (or what i learned from having a suicidegirls account)
trolling in real life
My First Lynchmob. . .from Playskool
upward and uninteresting
max casaveno won't get a song title on one of these but it won't stop him from trying
this is not a cover of throne of rats
rest in power Kon-sama
What's NOT In The Works At Capcom
KMFCM (Kill Mother Fuckin Cory Monster)
Stab Out Her Eyes and We'll Have a Game of Marbles
product of a gangbang
Infestdead ending we did on a dare
sicksystemsoilbleedsblackillusions
god's in his heaven, the street fighter movie doesn't exist and all is right with the world
Squeaking Spring Homicide
Too Ugly to Date, Hot Enough to Rape
To This Dying Band
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