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The National Cynical Network (NCN) currently webcasts live on Plundercast Sunday and Thursday Nights at 10pm (EST). NCN is a long-running ever-changing 'alternate programming' project assembled by San Francisco Bay Area absurdists busily re-casting the media environs they live in through the twisted lens of their own subjective experience. The 'style' of the 'band' runs the gamut from straight...read more

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Top Tracks of The National Cynical Network

Stairway to Heaven medley

Dr. Laura's Rap

Can You Feel Me?

Overreacting ('Brad Sucks' Cover)

Tasteless Star Trek Part 1

I am the Walrus Versions Medley

Stairway to Heaven Versions Medley

The Ultimate Test in Stereo Separationess!

Why Don't You Oblada?

Ghouls 'n' Ghosts Confusion

Towards a Fascist Theocracy

On My Meds Again

Chap in the Hood Part 1

Data and Worf Have Sex

Brain Damage (J Floyd K Remix)

The Bay Area Representative

All the Stupid People (long version)

You're the Queen of All Jokes About Me

Phone Call to Colonic Clinic

The Voicemail Box Scene

Free Will (long version)

Ronald Redball (Hello)

Vomiting Attacks

Tasteless Star Trek Part 2

The Monkeys Are Asleep Today

Phineas Sings 'Bob'

Ronald's Cracklin' Burgers

PepRidge Farms Remembers

Two Hours Per Year

Beaver Smokes a Pipe

Father Luke (I Am a Voicejailer)

Phone Phreaking Memories Etc.

The Walrus Cover Medley

The Day My Fingers Fell Off

Mr. Chemist and Penis Boy

Rape of the Union

Chap in the Hood Part 2

Heavy Users Part 1

Dog With a Sock

The Humans Are Dead

Snapshot in Time

Tales from the Answering Machine (First 10 minutes of program)

Midnight Voicejail and NCN Intro

Mentally Deranged

What is Voicejail?

Stairway to Heaven

Phineas Back Announces

Psycho Jack's Fear of Growing Old

Two Dogs Barking

Reflection of Self

All the Stupid People

Phineas Sings 'Connie in the Sky'

Porno Theater Answering Machine Hack

Number Stations

Tell Me What You Want to Say About Drugs

The Hello Show [The Bran Flakes]

Indigestible Monkeys

The Way We Use Language

What Is Happiness?

'More Than an Hour, Less than a Show' (the 80's) - Vol. 1

I Can't Get to Sleep 1

Reverend Crawford Rant

What Makes Us Unique

Pizza Day Weave 2

Kicking the Habit

Striking Thirteen

Mr. 1:15's Greatest Rock Hits Of All Time

You May Be Right

Phineas Sings 'Bob''s Way

Ronald Redball - Hello

Ronald Redball - the Trash Line

Dr. Laurinatrix 04

What Was I Saying?

Semper Subgenius

Test Pattern Recognition

Trekkin' (NCN Remix)

Midnight Voicejail Intro 2.0

Where Language Comes From

Mentally Deranged (remastered)

Whole Lotta Love on the Run (NCN mod)

The Sixties Comedown

Speak to Me Through Your Shoes [The Bran Flakes]

Phone Order Pranks Collage 5

Passion of the Christ

Phone Order Pranks Collage 2

Go! Monkey Pizza Man! Go! [w/PDS]

Uncle Bob and His House of Psychotic Women

We Need to Come Together (cont.) from The Great Big Left & Right Show

Back to That Flat Top Jive

Observation Space

The Outgoing is a Dead Art

Marijuana is a Narcotic

Sleeping Parakeets

Ideas of Reference

Heavy Users, Pt. 1

Be My Safety Glass Monkey

Pizza Day Weave 1

That's Just the Way it Is

Help Save Mr. 115

Distinguishing Ourselves

Satan's Mailbox

The Monkeys are Asleep Today (Troggs Remix)

All There is to Worry About

It's About Control

The Brotherhood

Words Like That

Plutonium Pee-Test

The Abolition of Free Will

Nude Photos With Mr. Chemist

How to Think Like a Baby Part 1

How to Think Like a Baby Part 3

Stark County Treasurer Speech

No Other Animal

Nude Photos With Mr. Chemist

Remembrance (Unreleased Extra)

Invocation to My Demon Brother

Number Stations (from Needle in the Red pilot)

Cannibalism Collage

More Fun For Me

The Essence of Compassionate Conservatism

Dr. Laurinatrix 03

Tell Me What You Want to Say About "Bob"

Everyone Here is Afraid

National Cynical Network -George W. Bush Rape of the Union Address

A Story of Two Birds

Oh God, Here it Comes!

Midnight Voicejail Outro

Devo/Carlin Mash-Up

Phineas Reads Credits

Chap in the Hood 2

Robby/C-3PO weave

The Gun Show / Mad or Bad (Weave)

Sign on (Don Joyce) and Front Announce (Phineas)

Helmet Trip (Conclusion)

Robby/C-3PO weave (cont.)

Angry Dog (Jamien Remix)

Midnight Voicejail Millennial Intro

Good Evening Part 1

Don't Be Like Eric

Bounced Check Call

Voicejail Outro and Credits

Psycho Jack's Communication Problem

Frog Song Freakout!

Voicejail Security

Put the Needle on It

Serial Material Part 1

Cult of Personality (Adam Griff Remix) Trump Mod

Little White Lies

"Bob" Party - Part 1

9/11 (Abridged)

You Make Me Sick

I Can't Find the Stairway

Ronald Redball Midnight Annoucement (KFJC)

Surviving (Celebmix)

The Vomit Factory

Eclipse (Versions Medley)

Brain Damage (Versions Medley)

The Good Consumer (Remix)

Nobody Home (OTE Remix)

Cityman (NCN SFX Remix)

Lunatics on the Grass

New Message From Bob [Philo Drummond]

Wall Street Trailer

In the Hall of the Mountain Trump Part 1

Two Minute Hate

Sheep & Chickens

How We Got Here

You Too Are the Boss's Son

Editing the Audience

Political Novelty Song Medley

Oh God, Here it Comes

Hold the Red Kiss for Me

Two Hours of Limbo

Voicejail Outro and Credits

Psycho Jack's Communication Problem

Frog Song Freakout!

Voicejail Security

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