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Jaw-dropping performances by Mane and Sane as Frank De Boer is shown the door
City off to a flyer in Feyenoord but Liverpool’s defensive problems become even more Sevilla
Sanchez in tears, Leicester in limbo, and Bilic and De Boer in the last chance saloon
The (transfer) window of discontent and your essential Champions League almanac
Harry Maguire’s formidable frame, Benitez v Bilic, and the Ederson shuffle
That Harry Kane team, that dreadful Palace record, and that incredible Peru kit
Man United looking menacing, ill-advised celebrations, and West Brom’s axis of evil
Goalkeeping gripes, defensive walls, and Spurs look to end their Wembley wobbles
Ho-hum for England, hope for Scotland and humiliation for Italy
Arsenal’s Diamond Eye, Sean Dyche’s protein fix, and requiem for Ronaldinho (and Phil Brown)
Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles
Bayern bin Ancelotti, Mamma Mia v Bohemian Rhapsody, and the Witches of the South
Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes
Arsenal’s new nadir, McTominay dominates, and the ballad of Royston Drenthe
A New Hope
Chelsea crash and Burn-ley as Huddersfield make their mark
xG, OGs and Cliff Richard’s greatest hits
The Mousa Dembélé appreciation society and Jesé’s hot breath on Charlie Adam’s neck
Liverpool lose again, Mark Sampson sent packing, and big trouble in little Paris
The Dutch demise, Hackney Wick v Clapton FC, and is the end of heading nigh?
Agüero’s goal-glut, Everton’s glass ceiling, and reassessing Arsenal's Köln-onic irritation
Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?
Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell
Everton’s non-holistic approach, the Hertfordshire Globetrotters and a derby for the ages
Hard hands, Pards goes deep and Old Trafford worms
The Bull of War, the caretaker manager bounce and the darts at Frimley Green
The best game of the year, FA Cup weekend and Mark Hughes hangs on
City out of sight, West Ham win at last, and Arsenal off to Ostersunds
Klopp clips City’s wings, an apology to David Moyes, and the greatest Asian player of all time
VARce, Arsenal’s atrophication, and the battle of the bottom
Carlos the magician, the Phil Neville farrago, and Pep v Warnock at last
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to PSG
Shot-stoppers, fisticuffs and an apology to Depeche Mode (and Rod Fanni)
Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom
Arsenal fall in the Forest, Barcelona land Coutinho, and Team Conte v Team Mou
City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)
Rifts, replays and robbery
Recency bias, Revel-ations and the Rooney contradiction
An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man
United’s best De Gea day yet, the World Cup draw, and Benevento’s last-minute miracle
England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray
The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other
FA cup levellers, Jurgen and Dave’s wild night out, and Middlefart memories
Pulis P45-ed, narrative busters and Dulwich Hamlet’s Toilets Opposite Stand
The Moyes metamorphosis, an interesting man called Sven and dog walking in the Carpathian mountains
Fragrant encounters, 90s icons and fax machines
Calendar year records, the return of Tony Pulis and is VVD VFM?
Bristol City hit the big time, Clasico chat, Tom Ince v Saido Berahino, and the Doucouré imperative
Rejuvenated Rooney, Sterling and Salah strike again, and presumptuous Pep talks
End of the road for Northern Ireland, end of the nightmare for Blackpool, and why Silva is gold
Liverpool’s unwanted threesome and Darren Fletcher’s pearly whites
1: Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again
Rubbernecking, chocolate legs and Jay Bothroyd
Swoops, swaps and resurgent Swans
Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans
Liverpool lose their heads at Arsenal while Chelsea fans finally lose patience
Creatively dull people
Zorro and joy in the Champions League, fear of the Big Sam and barge haulers on the Volga
It's good to be back
Quiet. Too quiet
Spain pip England to World Cup glory, while Tottenham get their club back
What’s happening with Man City? And why aren’t Liverpool’s frontline clicking?
Arsenal’s season needs saving as Liverpool, Newcastle & Maidstone enjoy their FA Cup weekend
Chelsea and Man City serve up a Premier League classic
Goodbye Leeds and Leicester, hello Luton
Ange’s absolute vindication as Spurs draw 3-3 at Man City
Liverpool and West Ham defy the odds as Everton stay rock bottom
England through, Arsenal victorious and the state of Liverpool
Man United bruised by Bayern, now get set for a dazzling derby in North London
Will Arsenal lose at Goodison again? Will Man United lose to Brighton again?
Chelsea look refreshed while Newcastle look relentless
Spurs impress at Arsenal, Everton win at last and the Blades are beaten 8-0
Big wins for Wolves, Villa & Luton, and a big defeat for VAR at Spurs-Liverpool
Liquid history
Xhaka Can’t as Arsenal are annihilated at Anfield and Mbappe to Paris - more FFS than FFP
The system is our enemy
Arsenal battle Man United, fun Villa head to Anfield and Luton’s big night arrives
Liverpool and Man City battle to epic draw as Havertz heads Arsenal top
Arsenal snatch massive win over Man City, but Tottenham top the table
City dominate United in the derby while Liverpool leave it very late at Forest
About to do a madness
Who? Why? Where? Watford?

Proper naughty
Liverpool’s defence to be tested at Newcastle, as a basement battle looms at Goodison
Kane, Buffon and the return of the EFL
Man United beaten in Copenhagen & Spurs lose to Chelsea - the most chaotic week of the season
Supreme Arsenal stick six past Moyes’s Hammers
Man City win the title race as Klopp and De Zerbi exit English football
Who will be in the Premier League next season?
Klopp DNA leads Liverpool to the League Cup, plus we applaud Arsenal and salute Silva
The circle of life
Buzz cuts, bitter brews and Bashkortostan
Dream debuts for Kane and Pulisic as Lyon endure nightmare start
Newcastle hammer PSG, Man United wilt again and Arsenal try to master Man City
Liverpool do battle at Bournemouth as Henderson hotfoots it from Saudi Arabia
Spoils shared at the Etihad as City and Arsenal draw and Liverpool go top
Why Xavi reached breaking point at Barcelona, plus Inter Juve looms large
City beat Man Utd to the FA Cup with two Gündoğan vollies and West Ham attempt The Italian Job in Prague
Flick fired as Germany manager while Scotland look well set for Southgate’s England
Brighton outclass Man United, as Arsenal edge past uninspired Everton
USA handle the pressure, England turn on the style and are Netherlands any good?
Sevilla win their 7th Europa League, Manchester Derby in the FA Cup Final and Wednesday promoted
More misery for Man United & Chelsea - but hats off to Emery, Iraola & Dyche
Chelsea part ways with Potter, as Leicester release Rodgers
Arsenal take the title race to the final day as Man City head to Spurs
De Bruyne is back, while Spurs battle back at Man United
Happy eyebrow
Liverpool and Arsenal both beaten as Man City take control of title race
Dismantling mythologies 

Brighton best Liverpool again and Dyche rocks up at Everton
Introducing: The Totally Football League Show
Man City’s catharsis, Toney’s ban and Kane’s future
Villa vanquish Man City - can they do the same to Arsenal?
Man City battle back at the Bernabeu. What next at Goodison?
Part bleeding but still handsome
Arsenal show their personality, with Son, Ferguson and Sancho also in the headlines
Tottenham taken apart by Liverpool as Ipswich join the elite
When they all had the dagger
Does Rice need help for England, are Germany back and can Wales do it again?
Conte gets canned by Spurs as Bayern turn to Tuchel
Premier League season preview 22/23
Reasonably interesting guy
A carefully constructed Machiavellian plan
Filial pride
Brighton’s brains over brawn, while Man City scare us all
Bigging up Bournemouth and Brighton, as complacency costs Arsenal
Fresh trousers
A different proposition
The Champions League returns while Alonso and Vlahovic show their value
Liverpool take the Tottenham test, the Osimhen affair and the WSL returns
Mbappe stays, Kane & Bellingham debut and Serie A returns
Disappointing cut to the ground
No root crops on the back pages
Chelsea surprise Arsenal as Emery's Villa hammer the Hammers
Klopp v Pep for the last time at Anfield, plus the worst teams in Premier League history
Conte tears into Tottenham as Palace get ready for Roy return
Man City outclass Man United, as Tottenham’s remarkable season continues
Everton win Klopp’s last derby, as free-scoring Arsenal take on Tottenham
Enrique shows Mbappe who’s boss as De Rossi’s Roma continue to roar
Saudi money and some transformative transfers in the Premier League
Brand new Liverpool head to Arsenal and why smart Luton battered Brighton
Liverpool 7-0 Man United and that Reiss Nelson moment
Absolute shipwreck
Man City school Arsenal, while Chelsea are just sad to watch
How will Liverpool cope without Salah and what's happened to Arsenal?
Dispensing tactical justice
Man United ease to League Cup victory, more blues at the Bridge, City and Arsenal both win and 6 points for Javi Gracia's Leeds
Mourinho gets sacked by Roma while Barcelona get thrashed by Real
Farewell Jurgen Klopp, goodbye Premier League season and so long VAR?
Man United edge an FA Cup classic and join Coventry, Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup semi finals
Liverpool’s big point at Man City, Chelsea’s dreadful defence and Garnacho’s goal
Hubris pie
City win and Arsenal draw ahead of their midweek clash, Nathan Jones goes and Champions League returns
Who’s laughing now?
Sarcastic spit
Culturally notorious
Very Friedrich the Great
No retreat, no surrender
Reheated soup
Introducing Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show
This is not a drill
Man City win the Champions League in Istanbul as the 22-23 season comes to an end
Frank’s masterclass mullers Man United, plus Arsenal as Andy Murray
Sancho shines in the Champions League, plus the next chapter in the title race
Real Madrid set up Dortmund final as Arsenal face their Old Trafford hoodoo
Bayern beaten again as Napoli and Barcelona try to save their seasons
To hell and back
Liverpool stepping up without Salah and why Palace need to act now
An embarrassing weekend for Man United and Nottingham Forest
Frank Lampard’s Chelsea and Arsenal’s Anfield acid test
Everton’s 10-point deduction and Qatar one year on
Tyneside Tom Williams
Another Napoli crisis and the renovation of Real Madrid
Previewing the Premier League season - will it contain Kane?
Brighton end Arsenal’s title hopes and Pochettino gets set for Chelsea
Man City are champions, Forest are safe and Brighton are in Europe
Chelsea in trouble, Man United v Spurs and AFCON previewed
Another big test passed by Arsenal but Man City are stirring
Yin and yang
The ‘Try Your Hardest, Lads’ Cup
Old Norse
Wrexham in the spotlight, Guardiola versus Arteta and are Man United & Newcastle Wembley-bound?
Arsenal’s joy, Liverpool’s 9-0 and Potter’s future
The tactics of a poisonous snake
Get a room

A tactical dirty protest
Ten Hag getting everything right and why VAR was always a bad idea
Sleeping with one eye open and the Proudsville sausage
Minstrels and Opal Fruits
Roll the loaded dice
Chaos theory
Progress, protests and a spot of Prussian history
A godless wasteland
Calling out Klopp, applauding Alvarez and asking what next for Kane and Hodgson?
Lifeless Bayern and red-hot Real Madrid get set for the Champions League
Miss! Miss!
Will it be a Real Madrid-PSG Champions League final?
Arsenal and Man City get countered in spectacular Champions League week
Man United's Champions League chaos and Man City's bogey team Tottenham
Can Dortmund damage PSG’s Champions League dreams?
Big Sam’s return, Haaland’s record and Lampard’s future
Mbappe says goodbye to PSG, Bologna say hello to the Champions League
Juventus get their points back but Bayern Munich are breaking down
Arsenal’s stressful win at Spurs and Salah’s spat with Klopp
Champions League group stage draw - nobody wants to go to paradise
Klopp leaving Liverpool and the miracle of Maidstone
Five minutes into the future
Man City take on Liverpool and angry Everton host Man United
Diaz levels for Liverpool as Arteta’s Arsenal slip up at St James’s
Newcastle and Man United crash out of Europe, as ten Hag's team travel to Anfield
A rollercoaster week for Leeds, City lawyer up, Liverpool search for a spark in the Derby and Arsenal host Brentford
92 million babies and rising
Messi and Argentina win the best World Cup final ever
Concede a goal to a coffee cup
Oh Kepa!
Virtual fireplace
Arsenal leave it late and City drop points as Man Utd bids come in and Potters Chelsea can't score
I never fell out of a tree
Multi-goal ding-dong tussle
Emotion escaping from somebody’s body
Napoli on fire in time for Real Madrid, while PSG head to St James’ Park
Goodbye to the old guard?
Ronaldo, resurgent Rodgers and the brilliance of Brentford
La fin
Lambs in the spring
Pardew the discarded, Lamela the b*stard and Zlatan the great
Good eggs, girth and brains
Guess who's coming to dinner
Scarcity rather than abundance
Thirty-somethings, transferrable skills and Tedesco
All the world's a stage
Liverpool v Everton, Chelsea v Arsenal, Pep v De Zerbi and Bellingham v Italy
Inter win their 20th title, while Bellingham wins another Clásico
Can Newcastle finally win at the Etihad? Can the Lionesses become world champions?
Chelsea’s last chance, Inter’s last dance and PSG’ s manager hunt set to advance?
Broken Bayern face Arsenal in the Champions League, plus why PSG will reach the final
The Manchester cup final is coming, Man City Arsenal is here and Spurs are sinking fast
Assembling the airplane in mid-air
Could Nagelsmann head back to Bayern and could Juventus miss out on the Champions League?
Bellingham, Guirassy and Fiorentina hit new heights
Vinicius, Juventus and Dortmund on the brink of the Bundesliga
City beat Arsenal and go top, Chelsea and Spurs lose in the Champions League and the Premier League preview
Juventus deducted 15 points and the Bundesliga’s back with a bang
The Inter Totally Final - Producer Charlie Vs Tom Williams
Will Rice and Havertz make the difference for Arsenal against City?
Sancho and the transfer scene around Europe
Reverse Goldilocks
Contemplating the risky text
Boring Barcelona, durable Dortmund and Champions League matchday 3
It's the Gerrard Lampard debate (not that one)
Felix on his way, Deschamps set to stay and Bale calls it a day
Euro 2024 draw and statement wins for Inter and Barcelona
German Neil Warnock
Big week for PSG in the Champions League and a big win for Girona at Barcelona
Non-original pirate material
Controlled Arsenal overtake wasteful Liverpool after chaos at Old Trafford
FA Cup awaits for Liverpool, Everton and the crisis clubs
West Ham European champions in Prague, Postecoglou appointed by Spurs and Inter stand in the way of City treble
Is Foden footballer of the year? Will we get another Man Utd Liverpool classic?
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