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Thomas Weston Segura (born April 16, 1979) is a Peruvian-American stand-up comedian, writer, author, actor, and podcaster. Segura co-hosts the Your Mom's House podcast with his wife, fellow comedian Christina Pazsitzky. Segura also co-hosts the podcast Two Bears One Cave with friend and fellow comedian Bert Kreischer. Read more on Last.fm. User-contributed text is available under the Creative Comm...read more

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Top Tracks of Tom Segura

Hobby
First 48
Travel Advice
Entitlement
Shouting Black
Catastrophic
No Change
Seagal
A Good Death
Dr. Dick
I Sit
Professional
Fun Game
Sorry
Stop Pretending
What's He Driving
D R Period
You Win
New Goal
It's Okay
My Goal
Learn My Way
Cali's Crazy
My Thing
Something Gay
Leave It In
You Know How
You Should Judge People
My History
Intro / Hello, Minnesota
2 Girls
Liberate Yourself
Pregnant While Mexican
BIKES!
God Is Watching
Small Talk
Aggressive On A Bicycle
One Day
God Don't Make No Junk
3 Types
Too Much Vegas
They're People
Some People Suck
Homeless Guy
Not Normal
Life Is Long
Tattoos
I Yell at It
Piercings
Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupted
80's Porn
Exactly
Beef
Red Eye
Midgets Aren't N***ers
Emergency
My Dad Told Me
Every Race
The Key to His Heart
**Bonus: Black Guys
Rumors
Mike Tyson
My Latest (Bonus Track)
Tyson vs. Segura II (Bonus Track)
Every Family Has Stupid
White Girls With Cornrows
Los Angeles Is Spanish
Ass Hats
Animal Man
People Want to Connect
Destiny
Nyc
Intro
Where the Dudes At?
Worse At Sex
Inspiration
My Downfall
Caught By Strangers
Confusing Words
Bonus: a Mexican Story
Scared Straight
Conscious vs Conscience (Jfl 2011)
Black Guys (Bonus Track)
Meeting Bruce Bruce - This Is Not Happening - Uncensored
My Thing / Too Much Vegas
Midgets Aren't Niggers
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #213
My Cousin Brian (Jfl 2011)
A Strip Club Named Beef
Are People the Same?
The Key to Marriage
Black Guys
My Goal / Fun Game
A Mexican Story
9 Inches
The Rudest Person In The World
A Mexican Story (Bonus Track)
Intro/Hello, Minnesota / You Know How
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #450
Stupid People (Jfl 2012)
Cursing Is Bad/Rudely Interrupted
Steven Seagal Is Out Of His Mind | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Completely Normal" on Netflix
Living Past 70 Would Be Terrible
Completely Normal
Tom Segura On What Is Normal
Tom Segura- A Bike Is Not A Car, Get Out Of The Street
Every Family has one Stupid Person
Tom Segura On Tattoos
911 Operator Suspect Me For My Wife Fell Down The Stairs Part 2 #shorts
Tom Segura On The Homeless
Tom Segura- Little People, Big World
Making A Murderer
My Mom Hates My Comedy Sketch
Disgraceful
02 You Know How
13 Tattoos
The People's Mayor
06 You Should Judge People
05 Something Gay
Mostly Stories
12 3 Types
04 Fun Game
01 Intro _ Hello, Minnesota
Behind The Dance with Tom Segura
09 My Thing
07 Pregnant While Mexican
03 My Goal
First 48 [Explicit]
08 Aggressive On a Bicycle
14 Not Normal
11 Homeless Guy
Tired of Life (Jfl 2015)
Every Family Has Stupid [Explicit]
White Girls With Cornrows [Explicit]
10 Too Much Vegas
15 80's Porn
Destiny [Explicit]
Tom Segura AKA DJ Dad Mouth does morning TV
What's The Fastest Anyone's Done #shorts #comedy #standup
Meeting Bruce Bruce
Wash Your Nasty Hands | Bonus Joke Removed from Netflix
Animal Man [Explicit]
Los Angeles Is Spanish [Explicit]
Ass Hats [Explicit]
My Goal [Explicit]
You Know How [Explicit]
Dr Dick
18 Black Guys (Bonus Track)
Tom Segura's Famous Neighbor | Bonus Jokes Removed from Netflix
Old People with Tom Segura
Shouting Black (Stand Up Comedy)
Inspiration [Explicit]
Steven Seagal
Tom Segura Dance Video to Missy Elliot's "Throw It Back"
BIKES
Tom Segura On Traffic in L.A.
Tom Segura On Traffic in L.A.
Dr. Dick | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Completely Normal" on Netflix
Frank Advice
black people
Ball Hog
People Want to Connect [Explicit]
Worse At Sex [Explicit]
17 Midgets Aren't N___ers
Australians Are SICK Of This Koala Joke | Bonus Jokes Removed from Netflix
Last Names | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix
Live At Gotham: Tom Segura
Comedy Time: Pipe Down Lady
My Downfall [Explicit]
Too Much Vegas [Explicit]
16 Cursing Is Bad _ Rudely Interrupt
Homeless Guy [Explicit]
Nine Is A Lot | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Ball Hog" on Netflix
Shouting Black [Explicit]
No Change [Explicit]
Some People Suck | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Mostly Stories" on Netflix
Pregnant While Mexican [Explicit]
Sledgehammer
You Should Judge People [Explicit]
Funny Disabilities | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix
Steve-O’s Wild Ride! Ep #15
Where the Dudes At? [Explicit]
Bonus: a Mexican Story [Explicit]
Intro / Hello, Minnesota [Explicit]
Fun Game [Explicit]
Asking Adam "Pacman" Jones For an Autograph | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Disgraceful" on Netflix
The MOST Hated Person on Internet 😂
I Was Trying To Be Like A Fun Dad #shorts
Stay In Your F**king Seat
White Racial Slurs
NYC [Explicit]
Confusing Words [Explicit]
Caught By Strangers [Explicit]
First 48 | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Completely Normal" on Netflix
80's Porn [Explicit]
How Do You Relax?
Alcohol Consumption?
Bikes! Reaction
Midgets Aren't N___ers
Aggressive on a Bicycle [Explicit]
Dr. Dick [Explicit]
Seagal [Explicit]
Ep 10: How Well Can We Know Another Person?
Have You Been Embarrassed On A Date?
What Is Your Best Quality?
Did Dating Become Easier After Becoming Famous?
My Dad Told Me A Lie | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Mostly Stories" on Netflix
Introducing Christina To Your Parents
Exit Strategy For Bad Dates?
Introducing Christina To Your Parents
Drugs & Money
Deciding To Have Kids
What Is The Sweetest Thing You’ve Done For Christina?
What Would You Do If Christina Died?
Travel Advice [Explicit]
Hobby [Explicit]
My Latest
Something Gay [Explicit]
My Thing [Explicit]
3 Types [Explicit]
Not Normal [Explicit]
Fear of Not Knowing Who He Is
Ep 6: What is Consciousness & Does LSD Help us Better Understand it?
Cursing Is Bad / Rudely Interrupt
Sorry [Explicit]
Try Not To Laugh
How Are You Doing? | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Ball Hog" on Netflix
Tourette’s Syndrome
Body Image
BIKES | Tom Segura Stand Up Comedy | "Mostly Stories" on Netflix
Tyson vs Segura II
Intro - Hello, Minnesota
Tattoos [Explicit]
That's Deep Bro Episode 1 Jenny Pentland and Why We Aren't Happy For Very Long
**Bonus: Black Guys [Explicit]
Cursing is Bad / Rudely Interrupted [Explicit]
Midgets Aren't N***ers [Explicit]
Entitlement [Explicit]
Ep 12: Rejection with Alison Rosen
Ep 11: Does God Exist?
The Worst Stripclub
Some People Are Dumb
Ep 9: FAME with Nick Youssef
What's He Driving [Explicit]
Cursing Is Bad _ Rudely Interrupt
Intro _ Hello, Minnesota
Rogan YMH
Foreign Accent Syndrome #shorts
Flight of the Seguras | A Birthday Tom's Mom Won't Forget
Ep 4: The Absurd & Existentialism with Matt Fulchiron
How Trauma Changed His Life
YMH 88 pt1
My Mom Ask For 2 More Gummy #shorts #comedy #standup
Ep 18: Free Will and All This Mayhem
YMH 172
YMH 100
YMH 78
Instagram Comments Are Getting Out of Hand
Tom Segura At The Comedy And Magic Club
Catastrophic [Explicit]
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